Jarheads Dry Erase Board Moments
6:30 a.m.
Who the
fuck ate the chili? That was for the potluck at the hospital tonight, assholes.
You're both fucking fired!
8:00 a.m.
Shit.
Kid. I left you a $50. Buy pizzas and take them up. I got CQ duty til 00:00.
9:30 a.m.
Got it.
Pizza. After PT.
2:00 p.m.
Took the
money. Made chocolate pie. Not sharing. Fuckheads.
5:15 p.m.
Oh, man.
Can I come to the potluck? Rock's on duty. I'll still bring pizza.
11:30 p.m.
Yo, big
guy. Extra pie in the fridge along with pizza and some other stuff. Rig says
just throw it in the nuker for a couple minutes. In bed.
At 4 a.m. on Friday morning
To Pack
Jeans
Boots
Stetson
Swim trunks
Camera
Book for lounging
Neuropathology book for studying
Grey button-down
Unders
Ditty bag
At 5:30 a.m. on Friday morning
Jeans
Boots
Stetson
Swim trunks
Camera
Ditty bag
Lube
At 6:00 a.m. on Friday morning
Jeans
Boots
Stetson
Swim trunks
Camera
Ditty bag
Lube
Those little leather short-dealies
More lube
At noon on Friday
Stetson
Swim trunks
Camera
Ditty bag
Lube
Those little leather short-dealies – oh, I like how you think, kid.
More lube
A good razor
At 12:15 pm on Friday
Stetson
Swim trunks
Camera
Ditty bag
Lube
Those little leather short-dealies – oh, I like how you think, kid. Thanks, man.
Hey, can you take sex toys on a plane?
More lube
A good razor
At 12:30 pm on Friday
Stetson
Swim trunks
Camera
Ditty bag
Lube
Those little leather short-dealies – oh, I like how you think, kid. Thanks, man.
Hey, can you take sex toys on a plane? I don’t know. We can buy them there.
More lube
A good razor
At 6:30 on on Friday
No Mexican dildos. Period. I mean it, marines.
At 8 p.m. on Friday
Kid. Black box. Top dresser drawer. In the suitcase. Erase this. Keeping the
redneck busy.
Marines, we eating out tonight? I have to study. Not cooking.
I
could make hot dogs, Rig
Fuck
that. I can buy pizza.
I
like hot dogs.
it’s
Rig’s night – no hot dogs!!!!
Quit
it assholes. Fucking is better than fighting.
Dick grinned over at Rock,
listened to the shower running. “Pizza, then fucking.”
“No, kid. Fucking, then
pizza.” Rock started stripping.
“Then fucking again,
yeah?” Hope sprang eternal.
“Hooboy.”
Rig - Julie called. Getting married.
Wants to come here to do it. Let's go to Napa.
What? To who? When? Goddamn it, Rock. CALL ME.
Can't. Busy. Gym. Married. Hank. Again.
June. Out of beer.
Rig, I've got the grocery list. It's
Rock's late night. Are we planning a wedding? We could have a Words
scribbled out.
NO!
Oh, Jesus fuck. Y'all.
7am
Chicken breasts
Broccoli
Low fat cheese
Strawberries
Grapes
Oranges
8am
Chicken breasts
Broccoli
Low fat cheese
Strawberries
Grapes
Oranges
Regular cheese
Salt
Chocolate pudding
Graham pie crust
10am
Chicken breasts
Broccoli
Low fat cheese
Strawberries
Grapes
Oranges
Regular cheese
Salt
Chocolate pudding
Graham pie crust
Low fat cheese
12pm
Chicken breasts
Broccoli
Low fat cheese
Strawberries
Grapes
Oranges
Regular cheese
Salt
Chocolate pudding
Graham pie crust
Low fat cheese
Salt - we’re out
Chocolate pudding
Graham pie crust
I want chocolate pie for dessert and I gave you the fucking cheese
1pm
Chicken breasts
Broccoli
Low fat cheese (crossed out)
Strawberries
Grapes
Oranges
Regular cheese
Salt
Chocolate pudding
Graham pie crust
Low fat cheese
Salt we’re out we have salt
Chocolate pudding
Graham pie crust
I want chocolate pie for dessert and I gave you the fucking cheese
We have fixins for chocolate pie already
3pm
Chicken breasts
Broccoli
Low fat cheese (crossed out)
Strawberries
Grapes
Oranges
Regular cheese
Salt
Chocolate pudding
Graham pie crust
Low fat cheese
Salt we’re out we have salt
Chocolate pudding
Graham pie crust
I want chocolate pie for dessert and I gave you the fucking cheese
We have fixins for chocolate pie already
Salt that Mrs. Dash crap is *not* salt
4pm
Entire board has been wiped clean
No more changes, I’ve made the list and am on my way to the store
5pm
No more changes, I’ve made the list and am on my way to the store
There better be salt in that grocery bag
8am
To do list for today:
Unpack the Christmas lights
Put them up – and I want them all around the roof this time, not just on the
front porch
12pm
Shopping list
New Christmas lights
New ladder
Copper wire
Electrical tape
Bandages
Beer
6pm
To do list for tomorrow
Put up new Christmas lights
I’m volunteering at the clinic this
morning. Dick – the coffee in the pot on the counter was fresh at 7:30. Rock –
don’t make pancakes without me
Emergency at the gym, nothing to worry
about, just needs a boss onsite for the plumber. Rock – ditto for me on the
pancakes.
I’m going back to bed – wake me when
you’re both back.
