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Something funny should go here. Something about how I think the guy in the photo above got up close and personal with some epi-stop and how, when I used it, I got amazing blisters in unmentionable places, but maybe something not so mind-numbingly personal. I mean, I could make a ferret joke or two. Maybe rhapsodize about the benefits of cranberry juice and Tito's vodka on the creative process and my ongoing fight to get the world's record for dropping the f-bomb the most times in a single page of text...

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Oh, now, this?
This is the important stuff.

This?
Not as important, but entertaining and self-aggrandizing, so I went with it.

Mmm...
Sneak-peaks...
Full of pornilicious goodness...

Stuff and folks I think are cool.
Yep. You heard me. Cool.
Like horseshoe crabs and gourds and such.

So you want to hear me ramble idly about nothing at all?

Oookay...

Oh, now, this?
This is the REALLY important stuff.
Mailing me. Me. Me. Me.